DressRebeccaJean.com is fashion blog, I guess. The content is basically made up of two 20-somethings (“Rebecca” and “Jean”) offering up cheaper shopping alternatives for expensive dresses. (They headline this little stunt “uglier but cheaper.”) I’m not exactly sure what the point is of recommending a less attractive outfit (often times the choose-this-instead-of-this option is not very similar to the original), but these are Dallas girls with filthy mouths, and I love them for it. You’re welcome. That’s 15 fewer minutes you’ll spend working today.