Society Lunch Alert: 15th Annual Attitudes & Attire

You might not have a half day like we do for Burmese Peasant’s Day on March 2, but it’s no reason not to treat yourself to a little afternoon of luxury while the rest of the city slaves away over their keyboards. I’ve got the perfect midday treat for you: the Attitudes & Attire Annual Luncheon & Fashion Show. A $125 ticket grants you access to this glamorous society luncheon featuring a fashion show by Elements, 2011′s best boutique in Dallas. (Have you voted for your favorite stores yet for the 2012 awards, by the way?) If a posh meal doesn’t blow your skirt up (ladies who lunch don’t eat anyway, right? kidding.), surely raffle tickets for jewelry, hotel packages, and autographed footballs will. Plus, of course, there’s the philanthropic effort. All proceeds from the day’s event will benefit Attitudes & Attire, a beautiful group dedicated to helping women become self sufficient by building confidence, teaching job search skills, and creating a positive image. Invaluable stuff. Buy tickets now and reserve your high-heeled self a seat.

Think These Were Inspired by Dallas Girls?

I cried I laughed so hard watching these YouTube videos inspired by Sh*t Girls Say.

And this one.

Okay. I’m going to go have a “personality drink” for lunch now.

These Girls Should Put a Bar of Soap in Their Mouths. And I Love It.

DressRebeccaJean.com is fashion blog, I guess. The content is basically made up of two 20-somethings (“Rebecca” and “Jean”) offering up cheaper shopping alternatives for expensive dresses. (They headline this little stunt “uglier but cheaper.”) I’m not exactly sure what the point is of recommending a less attractive outfit (often times the choose-this-instead-of-this option is not very similar to the original), but these are Dallas girls with filthy mouths, and I love them for it. You’re welcome. That’s 15 fewer minutes you’ll spend working today.