ShopTalk: How can I prepare to make it hurt less?

Lisa Lazarra: First, stop worrying. The number one thing we hear from customers at The Pretty Kitty is, “Wow, that’s it?” Second, avoid caffeine before your waxing appointment. I love those vanilla iced lattes like the next girl, but caffeine increases sensitivity at the follicle level.

Should I apologize that I haven’t shaved my legs?

We are in the hair removal business, so I assure you, your legs will not frighten us! If at the appropriate hair length, it may be a great opportunity for a leg wax.

How many days in an advance of an event (wedding, vacation, etc.) should I wax?

We recommend getting waxed three days before leaving for vacation. Waxed skin is more photosensitive and much more susceptible to burning. For a special event or wedding, coming in 2 -3 days prior is best to allow for any possible inflammation to subside.

How do I prevent any little red bumps post wax?

Our estheticians apply a series of soothing products, including a post-waxing serum, to calm the skin and reduce the likelihood of any skin irritation. Hydrocortisone cream may also be used at the end of the service or at home.

It’s difficult laying butterfly style on the waxing table. You sure you’re not judging me?

(Laughter.) No – no judgements! As estheticians, skincare is our life. We are here for you. And while I will not go into the exact procedure, clients are made comfortable from beginning to end.

Can I drink a bottle of wine before?

If your girls’ lunch gets a little loose, we understand. But honestly, it’s not necessary. At The Pretty Kitty, our Brazilians are done in 10-15 minutes, with the least amount of discomfort. You’ll be fine!

What if you lay some wax down and I decide I can’t go through with it?

May I remind you, the Brazilian is our specialty.

A sassy treatment room in California. (photography courtesy of The Pretty Kitty)

This California transplant beauty boutique is a Brazilian waxing factory that touts a friendly staff full of the expertiest experts in hair removal and a soft cream wax to “minimize discomfort.” Not interested in the down-there stuff? Pretty Kitty covers, well, uncovers, the whole body. A full Brazilian rings up at $59, while brows, under arms, and upper lips run from just $10 to $20. Got a hairy guy? Bring him in, too. (But beware the hot pink treatment rooms and girly, boudoir vibe.)

No package for "Vajeweling," sorry.

Hands down, one of the best place to get hair waxed, shaped, and lasered right off is Completely Bare inside Exhale Spa. If I wasn’t already mid-laser hair removal at CB, I would buy up these packages on sale. Dallas girls and guys, find 6 sessions of hair removal for underarms, toes, bikini lines, tushies, brows, etc. Pretty much anywhere the yard needs mowed. Savings are running from $225 up to $1,200 off, but no matter which area you’re seeking to clean up, you can save hundreds. (Want your upper lip done? It’ll cost $600, versus the normal $825. How about lower legs? It’s currently $2,200, down from $3,025.)