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Really Kate Walsh? “Billionaire Boyfriend” Perfume?

Before I make the exact same rant that already exists, I’ll let you read my cerebral sister’s thoughts on The Jane Dough. Then come back over so I can tell you how ol’ Billionaire bottle is so cheap the paint is flaking off. It is. Truly. Also, I wondered if I could remove one of the tacky rhinestones around the neck, and I could. Easy. With a quick flick of the fingernail.

Okay, where’s the hidden camera around here? Is Ellen in your ear, Kate? Good news is it doesn’t smell too terrible. But I still say if you want your perfume to induce feelings of being rich, go with Thierry Mugler’s Angel Collector Superstar Swarovski-encrusted edition for $3,000.

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  • Mary

    where can i purchase my own “billionaire boyfriend?” wal-mart?

  • Raya Ramsey

    For $75 at Sephora.

  • Becca

    WOW…. Inappropriate.

  • http://Ryanplesko.com Ryan

    No. No. No. That can’t be real. Tell me there’s a mail in offer for one of those headbands attached to the back of the bottle.

  • Raya Ramsey

    @Ryan Man! That’s a great idea! They should offer that.