Before I make the exact same rant that already exists, I’ll let you read my cerebral sister’s thoughts on The Jane Dough. Then come back over so I can tell you how ol’ Billionaire bottle is so cheap the paint is flaking off. It is. Truly. Also, I wondered if I could remove one of the tacky rhinestones around the neck, and I could. Easy. With a quick flick of the fingernail.
Okay, where’s the hidden camera around here? Is Ellen in your ear, Kate? Good news is it doesn’t smell too terrible. But I still say if you want your perfume to induce feelings of being rich, go with Thierry Mugler’s Angel Collector Superstar Swarovski-encrusted edition for $3,000.